Invisible sandwich.

Invisible sandwich.

Step One - Get all up in the alligator’s mouth. Let it think it’s winning.
Step Two - Force that bastard’s mouth to 180 degrees of open.
Step Three - Laugh at the silly bitch that thought it could eat Batman.

Batman has hogtied an alligator. Your argument is invalid.

Batman has hogtied an alligator. Your argument is invalid.

The Bat-hypnosis Ray is a complete success! Crime: solved!

The Bat-hypnosis Ray is a complete success! Crime: solved!

“First rule of battle, little one: don’t ever let them know where you are. ‘course, there are other schools of thought.” - Zoe Washburn

“First rule of battle, little one: don’t ever let them know where you are. ‘course, there are other schools of thought.” - Zoe Washburn