John Carpenter’s Forklift

John Carpenter’s Forklift

This man is as puzzled as we are why Batman has emergency deploying pink eyeshadow in his utility belt.

This man is as puzzled as we are why Batman has emergency deploying pink eyeshadow in his utility belt.

if there’s something strange / and it don’t look good / who ya gonna call?

if there’s something strange / and it don’t look good / who ya gonna call?

I cast magic missile!

I cast magic missile!

Harvey Bullock does the only useful thing he can with his head. 

Harvey Bullock does the only useful thing he can with his head. 

Invisible sandwich.

Invisible sandwich.

Step One - Get all up in the alligator’s mouth. Let it think it’s winning.
Step Two - Force that bastard’s mouth to 180 degrees of open.
Step Three - Laugh at the silly bitch that thought it could eat Batman.

Batman has hogtied an alligator. Your argument is invalid.

Batman has hogtied an alligator. Your argument is invalid.

The Bat-hypnosis Ray is a complete success! Crime: solved!

The Bat-hypnosis Ray is a complete success! Crime: solved!

“First rule of battle, little one: don’t ever let them know where you are. ‘course, there are other schools of thought.” - Zoe Washburn

“First rule of battle, little one: don’t ever let them know where you are. ‘course, there are other schools of thought.” - Zoe Washburn