Hi, I’m Batman. I was knocked out with an aerosolized date rape drug by a psychopathic clown and then woke up in a straightjacket with my feet shackled, hanging upside down in a tank that was quickly filling with water
But no, tell me how bad YOUR day is.
We cool Batman?
Cool.
Oh no, it’s Batman’s kryptonite - frivolity!
The Mayor hates the tiny boy that sits on his shoulder! Hates him!
God I *love* this song.
We all float down here, because Batman makes us.
Batman triumphantly discovers the lost Village People.
Roger Sterling’s been working out.
Huh? Sorry, I wasn’t thinking of a dozen ways to use a vegetable peeler to disable a man.
